Saturday, November 22, 2008

GA does not stand for Georgia: a real conversation between a blogger and a boy (via a phone operator via the computer)

Hi ******, I met you last night at the book store how
are you? ga

okay (relaying message)

umm please uhh we re you the one in the

camouflage vest qq ga
Yes! that was me, did you like it? I liked your
dress! ga

say umm thank you and i will see you at the bar

tonight ga
Alright, I will wear a little less than the camo you
saw me in before though if you know what I mean!
ga

(chuckles)

umm okay say thank you uhh i will see you there

uhh and then hang up ga

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

DEFINITION OF THE DAY

boomshakalaka (interj.) : an expression indicating excitement at the completion of an exhausting, burdensome task.

I can't seem to close my belt buckle all the way....BOOMSHAKALAKA! I GOT IT!!!

Note: this phrase gained worldwide attention in the groundbreaking one-hit-wonder "Whomp (There it Is)" by everyone's favorite group Tag Team. You sports fans out there might recognize it from the video game "NBA Jam" (OH MY, HE'S ON FIRE!), or from the background music on Jumbo Trons everywhere.

By this point, it's become clear that this blog serves many functions. Today, the function of this blog is to alert the world that the expression "boomshakalaka" is BACK! Use it in a sentence before you go to sleep tonight. And tomorrow night. But not the one after, because overuse turns a good thing into crap. That's what she said.

Relationship Advice from the Toxic Bachelorette

Red Flag: watches reality tv shows.
Dealbreaker: was on a reality tv show.

Red Flag: (2:35am): What are you doing for afterhours?
Dealbreaker: (4:15am): u wanna watch a movie?

Red Flag: No collar.
Dealbreaker: Fake collar.

Red Flag: Still goes by his pledge name.
Dealbreaker: Refers to himself in the third person.

Red Flag: Goes to the Smith Point more than three times a week.
Dealbreaker: Goes to the gym more than three times a week.

Red Flag: Does not watch football.
Dealbreaker: Is an Eagles fan.

more to come...until next time.

xoxo
Don't Knock the Scarf