Monday, June 15, 2009

Relationship Advice From the Toxic Bachelorette

Red Flag: Sleeps in a bunk bed.
Dealbreaker: "Sleeps" on a water bed.

Red Flag: Wears cargos.
Dealbreaker: Sports cut-offs.

Red Flag: Borderline alcoholic.
Dealbreaker: Sober. For five years now.