All this Sarah Palin/Michael Phellps/Queen Latifah talk in the media has served to mask a crucial controversy plaguing every English-speaking Dick, Harry, and Jane today: the correct spelling of the abbreviation for the word "totally."
There are two possibilities:
1) Tot. This is correct, if you consider the fact that "totally" begins with "tot." I endorse this spelling.
2) Tote. This is correct, pronunciation-wise. But tote also refers to a small bag, used by the ladies to carry towels and peanut better, etc.
Please take one moment to think about your position on this issue. Thank you for your time.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Steps to Becoming Nate Archibald
Many people have inquired as to how to be Nathaniel (Nate) Archibald for Halloween. Here are a few simple steps to achieving this:
1. Be hot
2. Brood
3. Bitch about Dartmouth
4. Have sex with rich girls and pine over the poor ones
5. Have a sasquatch take you for a ride
6. Lose all financial assets
7. Become a manstitute (e.g. have sex with cougars in exchange for business casual suits)
8. Buy a sleeping bag
1. Be hot
2. Brood
3. Bitch about Dartmouth
4. Have sex with rich girls and pine over the poor ones
5. Have a sasquatch take you for a ride
6. Lose all financial assets
7. Become a manstitute (e.g. have sex with cougars in exchange for business casual suits)
8. Buy a sleeping bag
Monday, October 27, 2008
DEFINITION OF THE DAY
perpy (adj.): demonstrating the characteristics of one who perpetrates; creeping everyone out.
The blond floozy peeping into the liquor store (sans identification but with a huge bag of pretzels) seemed perpy.
It was perpy when those broads trolled the seventh floor stacks in search of a fat blond mullet.
The police officer found it perpy when the suspect threw his crack rock out of the window of a Greyhound Bus.
The blond floozy peeping into the liquor store (sans identification but with a huge bag of pretzels) seemed perpy.
It was perpy when those broads trolled the seventh floor stacks in search of a fat blond mullet.
The police officer found it perpy when the suspect threw his crack rock out of the window of a Greyhound Bus.
Friday, October 24, 2008
ways to cheat at cranium
1. discuss the mindmeld beforehand; agree to always list the same three things, no matter the category (i.e. turbo, muscle-t, and jagerbombs)
2. peek during the sensosketch (i.e. left eye closed, right eye partially opened via squint)
3. mouth the words during a humdinger (i.e. my best friend leslie said 'oh she's just being miley')
4. during team gnilleps, come up with a code to hint at what letter comes next (i.e. blink once for the letter "A," open your eyes wide for the letter "T.")
more to come. nah
2. peek during the sensosketch (i.e. left eye closed, right eye partially opened via squint)
3. mouth the words during a humdinger (i.e. my best friend leslie said 'oh she's just being miley')
4. during team gnilleps, come up with a code to hint at what letter comes next (i.e. blink once for the letter "A," open your eyes wide for the letter "T.")
more to come. nah
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Always with Wings
W.F.: What is this?
Dorota: A Kleenex.
W.F: Oh (shrugs and proceeds to blow his nose with an MaxiPad).
Dorota: Teehee.
Dorota: A Kleenex.
W.F: Oh (shrugs and proceeds to blow his nose with an MaxiPad).
Dorota: Teehee.
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