Relationship Advice from the Toxic Bachelorette

Red Flag: watches Entourage.
Dealbreaker: has an Entourage.

Red Flag: lol.
Dealbreaker: ;)

Red Flag: "I'm in banking."
Dealbreaker: "I make bank."

Investment advice, update! You win some, you lose some.

Due to the current economic situation, the authors of this blog were forced to do some serious recalculations as to the value of this blog (please see figure 1.2). The graph is a bit complicated, but all you need to take from it is that the new asking price is $8.5 million.

Spotted: Eligible Bachelor

Spotted -- Eligible Bachelor -- wearing a vile of Disarrono around his neck. Inappropriately attired in a bear skin coat, I was unable to communicate properly my approval of such a strong move, but in a moments flash Bachelor let out a loud and abrupt grunt, a la Anthony Hopkins in Legends of the Fall, from which he broke a chalice over the bar, then proceeded to challenge any incontinent females to a pullup contest.