Many people have inquired as to how to be Nathaniel (Nate) Archibald for Halloween. Here are a few simple steps to achieving this:
1. Be hot
2. Brood
3. Bitch about Dartmouth
4. Have sex with rich girls and pine over the poor ones
5. Have a sasquatch take you for a ride
6. Lose all financial assets
7. Become a manstitute (e.g. have sex with cougars in exchange for business casual suits)
8. Buy a sleeping bag
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