Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Relationship Advice from the Toxic Bachelorette

Red Flag: watches reality tv shows.
Dealbreaker: was on a reality tv show.

Red Flag: (2:35am): What are you doing for afterhours?
Dealbreaker: (4:15am): u wanna watch a movie?

Red Flag: No collar.
Dealbreaker: Fake collar.

Red Flag: Still goes by his pledge name.
Dealbreaker: Refers to himself in the third person.

Red Flag: Goes to the Smith Point more than three times a week.
Dealbreaker: Goes to the gym more than three times a week.

Red Flag: Does not watch football.
Dealbreaker: Is an Eagles fan.

more to come...until next time.

xoxo
Don't Knock the Scarf

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