Monday, February 9, 2009

Relationship Advice From the Toxic Bachelorette

Red Flag: Requests a dip in the hot tub.
Dealbreaker: Brags about his above-the-ground pool.

Red Flag: Goes to Confession every week.
Dealbreaker: Takes loose change out of the collection plate.

Red Flag: Forgets his mom's birthday.
Dealbreaker: Has taught his mom to text.

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