Friday, February 27, 2009

Relationship Advice From the Toxic Bachelorette

Red Flag: Old Spice.
Dealbreaker: Axe Body Spray.

Red Flag: Has no friends.
Dealbreaker: Refers to his friends as "brahs."

Red Flag: Doesn't like animals.
Dealbreaker: Has a pet hampster.

Red Flag: Doesn't work out.
Dealbreaker: Flexes when he walks by a mirror.

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